Friday, December 11, 2009

Thumb Pain, Beginning With D A Great Joke For All (not For Kids)?

A great joke for all (not for kids)? - thumb pain, beginning with d

A few women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the duo Teed-off and watched in horror as the ball directly on top of a foursome of men playing the next hole. In fact, the ball one of the men and immediately joined his hands in his step, fell to the ground and rolled in agony.

The woman ran to the man and immediately began to apologize.

"If I can help, I am a physiotherapist and I know I could relieve the pain if you just leave me," she said seriously.

"Ummph, oooh, Nnooo, mir geht's gut. I'll be fine in a few minutes, he replied as he remained in the fetal position still beat his hands in his legs.

She takes it upon himself to begin with, "to lighten their suffering." She began to massage his groin.

After a few moments, she asked: "Are you feeling better?

The man looked at her and replied: "Yes, it feels good ... but it still hurts like thumbHell! "

7 comments:

  1. Women are making the links to play the hole 1, and was stung by a bee to be. She goes to the doctor, who told him to drop his trousers. He wondered why he said: "You told me to first and second hole along the pike."

    The man finished his round of golf and put the ball in his pocket. As you go into the clubhouse, said a woman, the bulge and asks what it is. "The golf ball," he said. She responds: "It must be very painful. I have a case of tennis elbow.

    Which three words often heard on a golf course, but never in the room? "They Bite **********!"

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  2. * Snort *
    heh, heh, heh ....

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  3. The same old joke, the old joke ....

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